Monday, September 20, 2010

The State of Gaga

If Lady Gaga were to mystically establish her own state, how would the world be changed? Well, for one, the world would be in a state of shock. A famous singer founding their own country is unheard of. Secondly, many sub-cultured individuals would defect to the State of Gaga, being attracted to the style of its founder. So, finding themselves destitute of "weirdos" and in semi-disbelief, the nations of the globe would ponder the purpose of the famous pop star’s decision.
Although, a better question would be inquire the action of the nation from which land was taken to found the State of Gaga. More than likely, the “Gaga-land” would be gobbled up by force from the moment of its founding, unless of course Lady Gaga is in the possession of a secret private military with which she could utilize to found her own country. If the State of Gaga did happen to survive for any considerable length of time, it would more than likely be ignored by other nations. Its sovereignty would not be recognized, simply because of Gaga-land’s lack of capacity. What potential does a nation full of oddly clad, borderline psychotic singers and dancers have? Nearly none, because no one would take the inhabitants, nor the leader, seriously.
So, from the logical argument drawn above, the international ramifications of the establishment of the State of Gaga would be minute. Gaga-land has no potential of surviving, much less making a definitive impact if it did survive. Sorry, Lady Gaga, it does not look like you are going to become a supreme national leader any time soon, although it would be quite a sight.

1 comment:

  1. I love this, and totally agree with the statement that they would ignore Lady Gaga's state, should she create one. I don't think she would have any sort of standing in the global society.

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